No matter how old you are, it’s hard not to be impressed by turtles. First of all, they’re super old. Like, been-around-as-long-as-dinosaurs old. (That’s around 200 million years old if you’re counting.) Second, they’re the original road-trippers, since no matter where they go, they always have their home with them. And that home — their shell — is part of their skeleton, containing more than 50 bones. A turtle’s shell is their home for life and grows with them as they spend time in both the water and on land, where they also lay their eggs. In addition to those fun facts, it’s easy to marvel over just how many turtle puns and jokes you can find crawling around the internet.
If knee-slappers about animals like otters, penguins, kangaroos, and camels leave you in stitches, well, get ready for more but-gusting hilarity (and, sure, cheesiness). Why? Because we’re here to bring you some laughs with an artfully curated collection of turt-ally awesome turtle jokes and puns. Pp Nonwoven Needle Punched Geotextile
Interested in more animal humor? We have frog jokes, pig puns, rabbit jokes, and more!
I’m not upset, just shell-shocked.
Because they have turtle recall.
To get to the shell station.
I had a shell of a time.
The cashier asked, “Hardback?” I said, “Yeah, and little heads!”
Strange name, but she tortoise well.
Because their ears are so small.
Because a turtle is too slow for fast food!
Because they can’t stand The Shredder.
He rocked, and he rolled.
You have to shell out a ton of money.
Is it naked or homeless?
The elephant walks up to the turtle and kicks it over the river to the other side. “Why did you do that?” asked a nearby beaver. “I remember that this little thing took a bite out of me 50 years ago,” exclaimed the elephant. “Wowsers, that is some memory!” said the beaver. “Indeed,” said the elephant. “Turtle recall.”
Bob: “I don’t know.” John: “About one mile per hour.”
“Shell I compare thee to a summer’s day?”
Geomembrane Pond Liner This article was originally published on Dec. 21, 2020